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1) LUNAR VOLCANIC ERUPTION

The lunar volcanic eruption
is spewing out lava and smoke
in a cloud of black ash
Witness the flower of destruction
In all of it’s beauty and danger from dark ages past
A blue déjà vu I’ve seen this before,
Maybe it’s some kind of metaphor

The lunar volcanic eruption
Continues to spray its hot product
Straight up to the sky
Witness the power of creation
In all of it’s rumbling
Thunder and shuddering sighs
The ground shaking sound
I’ve heard it before
Maybe it’s some kind of metaphor

The lunar volcanic eruption
Is quieting down for the moment
But who knows how long it will be
Till the seismic disruption
Will cause it to rise once again
From the alien depths
The pulsing convulsion
I’ve felt it before, maybe it’s some kind of metaphor


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2) PERFECT CITY

Sunshine glints from the parapets
and jewels glint from the sky
Handsome commuters with perfect computers
and 20/20 vision in their eyes

It must be a perfect city
if the streets are paved with gold
and every single building is a perfect sort of building
And the people never grow old.

Perfectly proportioned skyscrapers rise
across the horizon line
There’s not a stray pile of garbage anywhere
and no one ever gets fined.

It must be a perfect city
if the streets are paved with gold
and every single building is a perfect sort of building
And the people never grow old.

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3) LUSCIOUS COLA

Luscious Cola makes me feel like an ape
Makes me hairy and it tastes like grapes
Luscious Cola tastes so good
You can put some in your car under the hood
yum yum
Luscious Cola Luscious Cola Luscious Cola
 

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4) MOONS OF ANGUISH

The Moons of Anguish are full of dread
The gravitational pull gets in your head
There’s dozens of moons in the space time night
Ultra-scary spooky hypnotic lights

The moons of anguish
The moons of anguish

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5) BRAIN INTERFERENCE POINT

We’re approaching Brain Interference Point
We’re approaching Brain Interference Point
We’re approaching Brain Interference Point
We’re approaching Brain Interference Point

Everybody fasten your headphones
Brace yourself for contact with
The sound of celestial moans
The sound of celestial moans

Which one is the play button?
Damn, I hit the fast forward
Now I can’t rewind it
 

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6) LOVELY LEAVES

You have such lovely leaves
They rustle in the trees
You have such lovely leaves
So clean and purple blue

Lovely leaves of green
Lovely leaves of purple
Lovely leaves, serene and supple

You have such lovely leaves
That glow with chlorophyll
You have such lovely leaves
Motionless and still

Lovely leaves of green
Lovely leaves of purple
Lovely leaves, serene and supple
 

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7) SOLUTIONS ARE BITTER

Sometimes solutions are bitter
The cure for sunshine is rain
You have to deal with the taste
The cure for your oasis is pain

My friend you have to wake up
Get off your knees and face the world
My friend it’s just a shake up
You have to work with your lot to resolve your turn!

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8) GHOST READINGS

Like a séance on my view screen
or an echo from the past
The shadow of the future
Cast upon my soul
Like an integrated fragment
The sum of all the parts
Adding up to something less than whole

So Elusive (Ghost Readings)
Out of range (Ghost Readings)
Inconclusive (Ghost Readings)
Never Change (Ghost Readings)
Flashing Dimly (Ghost Readings)
Off and On (Ghost Readings)
Pounding grimly (Ghost Readings)
In my palm.

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9) HAIR BOY TRAITOROUS DOG?

Is Hair Boy a double agent
Does he really serve Celsius?
Does he have a secret agenda?
Is it all just an act?

Hair Boy Double Agent
Hair boy Traitorous Dog


Is Hair Boy a double agent?
Is he in league with the enemy
Has he brought us to our doom?
Is it all just a ridiculous act?

Hair Boy Double Agent?
Hair boy Traitorous Dog?
 

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10) SERVE HUMANKIND

I once was a vile super-villain
I destroyed everything in my path
But now I decided to be nice and
friendly and kind to other people
And tickle them and make them laugh

Serve human kind, don’t destroy it
don’t destroy it What ever you do
Serve human kind, don’t destroy it
And you’ll be happy too



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11) ACADEMIC VACATION

Taking a break
a little sabbatical
I’m not a radical
or a fanatical

Academic Vacation , Academic Vacation

I’m Taking time off
from teaching my seminar
sampling the salad bar
go ask the registrar

Academic Vacation, Academic Vacation

Can’t you people see??
I’m just a PHD
As peaceful as can be
Says so on my degree

I’ll return soon to things professorial
Ultra tutorial
Nothing too horrible

Academic Vacation, Academic Vacation,
Academic Vacation, Academic Vacation