HIDEOUS CREATURES
by The El Maximo Quartet
TIME 03:29
 
LYRICS
Hideous Creatures, Beautiful Nights
Horrible monsters in kaleidoscope lights
Your drifting in water 'gainst the side of the tub
As Abominable beings are falling in love

 

Well it's sweet how you leave tracks in the snow
so the scientists can predict the fine way  you'll go
Doc Smiles as he lays his pick on the ground

His telephoto lens has identified the mound

 
Hideous Creatures, Beautiful Nights
Horrible monsters in kaleidoscope lights
Your drifting in water 'gainst the side of the tub
As Abominable beings are falling in love

The sweetest voices are the darkest forms.
The sweetest voices are the darkest forms.
The sweetest voices are the darkest forms.
 
RECORDED
Performed by the EL MAXIMO QUARTET
Written by the EL MAXIMO QUARTET
Recorded 1994, The Commodore's Basement, Ocean NJ
Appears on the full length Album: SKELETON ISLAND
OC-0013
 
PERSONEL
C W Cobalt: Vocals, Lyrics
Commodore Tusk: Percussion, Drums
Lord Claudius von Vile Silencer: Keyboards
Bob T Roller: Sax, Grunting
 
NOTES
Bus DDTMilklithin has an infamous party every year called simply "JEFFSTOCK" that I attend. One particular year there were two characters who were floating around at the party, gravitating towards J.J.J. Luscious, in particularly as he floated in the hot tub.
 
Their voices were velvety, and as life rolled onwards, I grew to discover that many of the people in the world who possess the most wonderful voices on the phone, look like carnival freaks in person.
 
The DOC mentioned in the song is DOC TOMBSTONE who sometimes dabbles in cryptozoology (ie searching for monsters).
 
 
STUDY QUESTIONS
1) How does searching for the elusive Abominable Snowman aka YETI equate to looking for love in all the wrong places?
2) Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
3) Have you ever fallen for someone on the phone, only to find that they look like one of the Cantina denizens from Tatooine?